beardo

beardo
1. (beardo) (7759↑, 1785↓)
A weirdo with a beard.

In my travels I am constantly on the lookout for strange new beardos. I can only hope that someday I will attain beardo status.

2. (Beardo) (90↑, 78↓)
Followers/musicians of the "whispering beard" style of folk music which originated in the Appalachian region of Kentucky specifically from the town of Whispering Beard on or around Whispering Beard Mountain in the Cumberland Gap area near the Kentucky, Virginia border. A fan of folk music primarily but not exclusively bluegrass music. A person who claims to be from the area of Whispering Beard.

Look at that beardo over there by the banjo.

3. (Beardo) (160↑, 154↓)
Beardo is the name of a singer/songrwiter based out of California. His musical compositions are generally about low-life's, destroying the government, or making life a party. The genres that he plays vary from rap to rock. So far his most popular song has been "John Lennon," however it hasn't been put up for download. However he does have 3 songs, available on iTunes, called "Girls Girls Girls and Pills" "Losers" and "On the Run. He is signed with Shoot to Kill records. Beardo is usually assosciated with a group of rap artists, The Dyslexic Speedreaders, who are composed of three other rappers (Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, and Andre Legacy).

- "Yo did you see Beardo last night?" -"Ya man, he totally ripped it up at the Roxy."

4. (Beardo) (48↑, 44↓)
A man (or woman) who wears a bushy beard and also happens to sleep in parking lots. Beardos typically have strong feelings for their beard.

Worker 1: Who's is that guy with the bushy red beard sleeping in the office parking lot every time I go for lunch?? Worker 2: Oh, he's a beardo\! Take great care around him or you risk getting punched by his beard\!

5. (beardo) (5↑, 6↓)
A bearded hat that covers the face. Great for skiing, snowboarding, or the NHL playoffs (for those who can't grow a real beard).

Jimmy wanted to support his hockey team during the playoffs but he can't grow any facial hair. Instead, he bought a beardo and now he's good to go with a cloth beard on his face.

6. (beardo) (7↑, 10↓)
An all-around weird man (shape, appearance, voice, choice of words) with eccentric love for his beard. See Harvey Westmoreland on YouTube

Saw a beardo yesterday, reminded me a lot of Harvey Westmoreland. Luckily he still had his beard.

7. (Beardo) (1↑, 4↓)
Second understudy to Greedo and first-understudy to Beedo. While Greedo got speaking-lines and Beedo got screentime, Beardo is just hoping for a lucrative action-figure contract.

-- I'll trade you a cat's eye for a Beardo\!\! -- Don't be silly. There's no Beardo. There isn't even REALLY a Beedo -- he's just a recycled Greedo. THAT's greed, for ya\!\! -- Yeah...mercenary. -- But at any rate, it would take more than that for me to agree to lose my marbles for such an exchange. -- Gimme five\!\! -- That's TRES seventies -- I LIKE\!\! -- Say, what do you call a Greedo in a Speedo? -- I think you may NOW properly be thought to have lost those marbles. -- RELAX, I was 'riffing' on the Seventies.

8. (Beardo) (101↑, 111↓)
Beardo is the name of a legendary murderer. He supposedly works in a high school in New Jersey as a janitor. He kills people by rubbing his beard all over them until they are dead. During a bearding you may hear Beardo say things like: "Oh yeah, you're going to get the beard" or "I'm going to rub my beard all over you." Beardo makes a noise when he's bearding someone. You can imitate the noise by doing the following: Open your mouth and keep your lips loose. Make a low-pitched hum while shaking your head from side to side. Don't do this for long however because you might attract Beardo.

Unsuspecting victim: "What was that? I sure hope it wasn't Beardo waiting to beard me\!" Beardo: "Oh yeah, I’m going to beard you so good\! \<Beardo's noise\> Victim being bearded: "No, no, please no, anything but the beard\!" Beardo: “The beard is exactly what you're going to get\!"

9. (beardo) (51↑, 65↓)
a hipster with a big ol', unruly, full-facial beard (and usually wearing a hoodie or knit hat)

Me: The gastropub in Fishtown was so filled with beardos we had to leave. You: With what??? Me: You know - bearded [hipster]s wearing hoodies, and (even though they're hanging in a "gastropub") drinking PBR & Miller High Life.

10. (Beardo) (11↑, 29↓)
Beardo is the name of a toque / beanie from the Canadian company of the same name. "The Beardo" is the registered trademark of 'Beardowear', who make the toques and beanies with a hand knit, adjustable and foldaway beard.

Hey mom and dad, thanks for the Beardo, I love it.

11. (beardo) (58↑, 78↓)
a weirdo with a beard. Or a weirdo who is so weird that you can call him a beardo anyways.

santa clause is a fat beardo.

12. (Beardo) (11↑, 37↓)
Bearded weirdo

Omg, that Paresh, he's such a beardo. He could be Rafa's twin\!

13. (beardo) (50↑, 77↓)
Noun - A person or thing that attempts to grow a beard but fails miserably. Subjects are marked by some, if not all the following criteria: patchiness, overall non-beard-material facial hair, and a conscience that tells the individual that their beard, despite constant contrary begging of removal from friends and/or relatives, is passable/cool.

Person 1: My oh my, look at Scott's new facial hair\! (No word can describe said "beard" except failure) Person 2: He's such a beardo...

Author: Walter T. Fudge http://beardo.urbanup.com/2875022
14. (Beardo) (7↑, 36↓)
Name created after Joaquin Phoenix's awkward David Letterman stunt to describe the bearded middle aged homeless rapper look he was going for. Often a name used to describe someone in a month long drug binge.

Hmm, Mr Phoenix, I see here that your resume says you took a couple year long break from acting to... go Beardo on everyone's asses.

15. (beardo) (19↑, 56↓)
a weirdo with a beard

look at that homeless beardo rummaging the bins looking for a quick delicious snack if hes lucky.

16. (Beardo) (11↑, 51↓)
A nickname for the member of a group who resembles Sasquatch, is addicted to sandwiches, and says "Oh Boy\!" like it's his job and wears flamboyantly pattenred flannel shirts in any highly public setting.

Friend-"Hey Beardo, who was that dude you were scamming drinks off last night?" Beardo-"Oh Boy\!"

Author: Jessa & Allia http://beardo.urbanup.com/2634743
17. (Beardo) (9↑, 51↓)
A person who is a wierdo but to add to the wierdness they have a beard, hence the name beardo.

An example of a beardo is the one formally known as SWEENY, he is the wierdest person in the teaching proffesion and a a spectacular beard. He resembles the opera singer Luciano Pavorotti and has an incurable pie addiction.

18. (beardo) (19↑, 63↓)
gay men who grow long, unruly beards in order to express their rustic male "realness" as well as their alterna-queer credibility. They crave only the companionship of other beardos.

That beardo in overalls, dancing alone to Souixie and the Banshees, smells positively Victorian.

19. (Beardo) (6↑, 51↓)
A [nutter] or [weirdo] who happens to have a beard.

"I'd give money to that bum if he weren't such a beardo" "Check him/her out, what a fucking beardo"

20. (Beardo) (19↑, 68↓)
Noun: (A term fusing the two words Beard and weirdo). Used to refer to "bearded, religious (muslim or NON-muslim) fundamentalist weirdos".

Dude \#1: Man, I wish those damn beardos would quit imposing their goddamn views on this country. Haven't they heard of "Secularism"? I'm so sick of their shit... Dude \#2: Yeah...And you'd think with all that money they make/steal, they'd be able to afford enough money for a proper full-length dishdasha.

21. (beardo) (3↑, 62↓)
A class of 05 senior at Suncoast with amusing facial hair. Good for stalking.

Danny: Do you think that guy's facial hair is sexy? Melinda: ...no Shannon: Oh, that's Beardo.

Related: beard, weirdo, andre legacy, beards, dirt nasty, hairy, mickey avalon, weird, bearding, beerdo, beirdo, defrenza, hippie
Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

Игры ⚽ Нужен реферат?

Look at other dictionaries:

  • beardo — noun A person with a beard. Moreover, in the regional patois one common expression used by outsiders, including unsympathetic shaykhs, to refer to the group was birubū dign, which can be glossed as the “bearded ones” or more colloquially as… …   Wiktionary

  • Mickey Avalon — Yesh Perl[1] alias Mickey Avalon est un rappeur américain né le 3 décembre 1975 à Hollywood en Californie. Son premier album éponyme est sorti le 7 novembre 2006 chez Interscope/Shoot to Kill Records en association avec Myspace Records. Les… …   Wikipédia en Français

  • Mickey Avalon — Avalon in San Diego, California Background information Birth name Yeshe Perl Also known as …   Wikipedia

  • Cisco Adler — Cisco performing. Background information Birth name Cisco Sam Adler Born September 6, 1978 …   Wikipedia

  • Simon Rex — Dirt Nasty redirects here. For the album, see Dirt Nasty (album). Simon Rex Born Simon Rex Cutright July 20, 1974 (1974 07 20) (age 37) San Francisco, California …   Wikipedia

  • Nathan Ellington — Personal information Full name Nathan Levi Fontaine Ellington[1] Date of birth …   Wikipedia

  • Sage Francis — Infobox musical artist | Name = Sage Francis Img capt = Sage Francis Img size = 300x300 Background = solo singer Birth name = Paul Francis Alias = Xaul Zan, Sage Francis, Strangless Waitress, Strange Famous, Public Beardo, The Urinator, Born =… …   Wikipedia

  • Nicolas Anelka — Anelka playing for Chelsea F.C. Personal information Full name …   Wikipedia

  • Chris Beardsley — Chris Beardsley …   Wikipedia

  • Plan 9 from Mission Hill — Infobox Mission Hill episode episode name = Plan 9 from Mission Hill episode no = 13 aired as = 13 Alt. Title = I Married a Gay Man from Outer Space prod code = S01E13 airdate = August 11, 2002 writer = Dan McGrath director = Jim Shellhorn Plan 9 …   Wikipedia

  • Siobhan (band) — Infobox musical artist Name = Siobhan Img capt = Img size = Landscape = Background = group or band Alias = Origin = Ottawa, Ontario Genre = Celtic Punk Years active = 2000 ndash;2005 Label = Associated acts = URL = Current members = Past members …   Wikipedia

Share the article and excerpts

Direct link
… Do a right-click on the link above
and select “Copy Link”